Distributed by the System AI, Achievements are snarky notifications that may reward crawlers with Loot Boxes or make fun of their suffering.
- See Also: Achievement Mechanics & Function • Category:Loot Boxes
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- Achievement
- Apex Predator Achievement
- Assassin! Achievement
- B'sieging Achievement
- Bandit Achievement
- Battlefield Construction Achievement
- Bisected Achievement
- Bitchmeat! Achievement
- Boom! Achievement
- Borough Boss! Achievement
- Boss Babe Achievement
- Bully and a Thief Achievement
- Cannonball! Achievement
- Cascadia's Turquoise Taco Achievement
- Celestial Loot Achievement
- Celestial Orgy of Chaos Achievement
- Charge of the Light Brigade Achievement
- Chickenshit Exploit Achievement
- Cliffhanger Achievement
- CockBlock Achievement
- Columbia House Achievement
- Crab Chowder Achievement
- Crazy Cat Lady Achievement
- Crybaby Achievement
- Cuck Aquaman Achievement
- Cut! Achievement
- Demons Hate This One Trick Achievement
- Desecrated Achievement
- Disarming Personality Achievement
- Divine Epiphany Achievement
- Double-Billed Achievement
- Dungeonpreneur Achievement
- Early Adopter Achievement
- Early Bird Gets to Squirm Achievement
- Empty Pockets Achievement
- Extinction Event Achievement
- Fall Into an Obvious Trap Achievement
- Fashion of the Gods! Achievement
- Fight the Power Achievement
- Flex in the City Achievement
- Floor 1 Achievements
- Floor 2 Achievements
- Fuck This Floor Achievement
- Fumble Achievement
- Gavrilo Princip Achievement
- Grease Monkey Achievement
- Hadji Achievement
- Hail Mary Achievement
- Hand that Claws the Master Achievement
- Hey Larry, can I borrow your chainsaw? Achievement
- Holistic Achievement
- Holy Hell Achievement
- I Wanna Go Home Achievement
- I was in the Pool! Achievement
- I'll Take the Ceramic Dalmatian, Pat! Achievement
- I'm on a train Achievement
- Indomitable Achievement
- Insurgent Achievement
- Interloper Achievement
- It itches when I pee Achievement
- It's Elementary, My Dear Crawler Achievement
- Janet Jackson’s Nipple Achievement
- Johnny Quest Achievement
- Kept A Rollin' Achievement
- Lazarus Achievement
- LBC Achievement
- Let There Be Chaos Achievement
- Level-Up, Baby! Achievement
- Like a Moth to the Flame Achievement
- Liquified Achievement
- Locomotive Breath Achievement
- Loner Achievement
- Loot Achievement
- Lord of the Flies Achievement
- Man of God Achievement
- Marked for Life Achievement
- Martha Stewart Achievement
- Mass Casualty Event Achievement
- Mass Layoffs Achievement
- Meet an Elite Achievement
- Ménage à Quatro Achievement
- Menagerie Achievement
- Mentally Unstable Clothing Hoarder Achievement
- Milquetoast Achievement
- Molly Maguires Achievement
- Oh shit! A country Boss! Achievement
- One Quadrillion! Achievement
- Oooh, Magic Achievement
- Pacifist Achievement
- PETA Enthusiast Achievement
- Pincushioned Achievement
- Podophilia! Achievement
- Premature Questjaculation Achievement
- Prepare for Trouble! Achievement
- Quarry Sees Another Spring Achievement
- Rock Bottom Achievement
- Scourge Achievement
- Secondary Gig Achievement
- Sex Pervert Achievement
- Smeat Achievement
- Smushed for Daddy Achievement
- Soft Vore Achievement
- Sushi Smoothie Achievement
- Temple Defiler Achievement
- That's not how you use arrows, dumbass Achievement
- They like me! They really like me! Achievement
- This Little Piggy Made a Boom Boom! Achievement
- This Little Piggy Went to Market! Achievement
- Three Cheers for Slaughter Achievement
- Total, Utter Failure Achievement
- Touched by a Demon Achievement
- Trailblazing Crazy Cat Lady Achievement
- Two Chicks at the Same Time Achievement
- Uh oh. It talks. Achievement
- Ultimate Extreme Power Achievement
- Unarmed Combat Achievement
- Unbirthing Achievement
- Uprooted Achievement
- Used Pet Achievement
- Varg Vikernes Achievement
- Wait, Bosses Can Leave Their Rooms? Achievement
- War Criminal Achievement
- Watch where you're waving that thing, big boy. Achievement
- We Want Meat! We Want Meat! Achievement
- Welcome to the Neighborhood! Achievement
- Well-Rested! Achievement
- What Big Muscles You Have! Achievement
- What Goes Up Achievement
- Who Let the Gods Out? Achievement
- Why Aren't You Wearing Pants? Achievement
- Wild Goose Chase! Achievement
- Yellow-Bellied Chickenshit! Achievement
- You Call That a Trap? Achievement
- You Can't Fight City Hall! Achievement
- You Crossed a Line You Didn't Even Know Was There Achievement
- You Found Stairs! Achievement
- You have discovered a Celestial Thorn Room! Achievement
- You in my house now boy Achievement
- You Monster! Achievement
- You now tread in the realm of gods Achievement
- You're the Reason Why Daddy Drinks! Achievement
- You've Discovered and Read an Official Dungeon Sign Achievement
- You've Entered a Guildhall! Achievement
- You've Inflicted Damage on a Mob Achievement
- You've Killed a Mob a Higher Level than Yourself! Achievement
- You've Killed a Mob! Achievement
- You've Killed an Armed Mob with Your Bare Fucking Hands! Achievement