Ultra-Stabilized Size-Adjustable Race-Adjustable Alleviating Sleep Apparatus

This article contains unmarked spoilers for Book 3.

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“So we only have to sleep for two hours now?” I asked. I was both fascinated and horrified at the idea.[1]

The Ultra-Stabilized, Size-Adjustable, Race-Adjustable Alleviating Sleep Apparatus is a Tier-1 Personal Space Bed Upgrade available on the Fourth Floor. [2]

Description

The "Sleep Apparatus" is the best Bed Upgrade available before the Sixth Floor. Crawlers will feel fully rested after only two hours of sleep, and receive the Good Rest Buff for 30 hours. It can be purchased for 250,000 gold or with an environmental upgrade coupon (such as those distributed in the It's Not My Fault You Fish-Headed Assholes Don't Properly Program Your Quests Box).[2]

It looks like a regular, queen-sized bed; however, the mattress is semi-transparent and looks like Jello, and there are no sheets or pillows.[3]

Story

Book 3

Mordecai purchases this item for the Royal Court of Princess Donut's personal space shortly after the Party arrives on the Fourth Floor. The "Good Rest" bonus becomes one of their daily buffs.[2]

Book 5

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5
The Sleep Apparatus is upgraded to the Instacot 60 after the Royal Court joins the Safehome Yolanda Guild on the Sixth Floor. As a result, the party now receives the Great Rest bonus.[4]

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 2) (p. 40). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 2)
  3. Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 3)
  4. Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 21)