Spunky Jeffery the Enchanted Nickel Sock of the Elderly Miser

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Spunky Jeffery the Enchanted Nickel Sock of the Elderly Miser is a weapon. Carl gets the Uh oh. It talks. Achievement for examining this weapon.

AI Description

Spunky Jefferson the Enchanted Nickel Sock of the Elderly Miser.
This weapon has been upgraded twice, this is a sapient weapon, this is an incremental damage weapon.

Holds several US dollars worth of nickels

This weapons damage increases by 1.5% of every mob it kills that is no more than ten levels below your current level, currently does 238% additional damage

Provides +10 dex and +10% dex

Has a 5% chance to inflict the Bonk condition

All mobs killed by this weapon have a 20% to burst into a pile of gold coins upon death, the number of coins is equal to the value of the items in their inventory + level times 10 ^[1]