Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels

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She doesn't like people saying the C-word. -- Jenn'ifer^[1]

The Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels (TSECS), NFC^[2], dba^[3] as Princess Posse Enterprises, NFC is a nonprofit Syndicate organization and NFC taking legal action to prevent the Syndicate from preserving Cocker Spaniel DNA.^[1] It also sponsors the Princess Posse faction on the Ninth Floor.^[4]

History

Donut constantly complains about cocker spaniels and the universe is listening.^{[5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16]}

By the time Donut arrives on the Fifth Floor, the universe has taken note of her constant jibes. The Veriluxx RealPet Companion programmed to imitate Donut displays her animosity towards cocker spaniels, even quoting, "Cocker spaniels deserve to have their corpses desecrated."^[17]

Story

After Donut gains access to the Social Media Board on the Fifth Floor, she leverages her popularity and inspires her fans to found the Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels (TSECS).

When Carl attends CrawlCon during the Sixth Floor, he meets Jenn'ifer, who wears a t-shirt featuring a semi-realistic drawing of an adorable dog, crossed out by a flashing red "X", over the words "The Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels." She reveals that the society is very real and had paid for a premium CrawlCon badge to get a message to Donut: per Donut's suggestion, the organization was raising money to legally prevent Cocker Spaniels being included in the preservation of Earth flora and fauna.^[1]

Carl and Donut, with the assistance of Quasar and under Orren's supervision, use TSECS to crowd-fund the recently vacated Spot Three in the Ninth Floor Faction Wars.^[18][4] After Sledge casts Zerzura Spell]], transporting the High Elf Castle and a slew of NPCs to the Ninth Floor, the newly created Princess Posse faction is congratulated for fielding its first troops:

"Welcome, Sponsor, to Faction Wars. Your team's official name is The Princess Posse, sponsored by The Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels (TSECS), NFC, DBA as Princess Posse Enterprises, NFC."^[19]

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