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“You missed, you crazy bitch!” Samantha shrieked. “It’s not my fault your man likes me more than you! He told me you smell like the asshole of a Felch demon! He says he’d rather fornicate with a razor elemental than stick it in you ever again!”[1]
Slit is a Feral Minor Demon who was banished to the Nothing a very, very long time ago.
AI Description
Slit. Feral Minor Demon. Level 200.
One of the many demons captured and tossed into the Nothing during the original Ascendency, Slit never wanted to be caught up in all that royal drama, but what can you do? When you’re in love, you’d do just about anything for your man.
Eons in the madness have taken a terrible toll on Slit’s sanity and sense of self-worth.[2]
Description
Slit and her sisters, including Gash, are members of a demon harem living in the Nothing. Samantha, while banished there, talked about her sexual exploits with her king, and Slit thought that Samantha had had sex with their king. Naturally, Samantha trolled them with made-up stories about her wild sexcapades with their king. Now, Slit and her sisters hate Samantha.[3]
Appearance
According to Samantha, Slit looks like "an uncircumcised gnome penis." Although smaller than most gods, she is physically enormous -- and also physically obese, with rolls of fat and no visible neck. Her head is a fleshy pink dome covered in scales, with patchy black hairs, reptilian eyes, and a jagged toothy mouth. She wears an obscene amount of makeup, with her flaking lipstick layered like "knee-deep spackle" and cheeks painted bright red.[3]
She has two leathery, batlike black wings. She wears a trashy leather outfit covered in dangling, tree-sized tassels, and carries an enormous chain whip that crackles with electricity; each individual chainlink is roughly the size of a semi-truck.[3]
Slit's voice is deep and beefy. When she opens her mouth, the stench of unfiltered cigarettes is almost suffocating.[3]
Story
Slit breaks out of the Nothing during the final phase of the Fifth Floor Bubbles, and immediately goes hunting for Samantha. Carl uses theXistera Extension to lob Samantha as far away from his Bubble as possible. Slit gives chase. Samantha's mother, a god, appears on the level and rips Slit in half, killing the demon.[3]
References
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 34) (p. 537). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 34) (p. 538). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 34)
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