Monk Seal

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“CARL, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS REALLY RACIST.” Donut ^[1]

Monk Seal are a race on the Eighth Floor in Cuba.

AI Description

Description of Yago, the Monk Seal Picket Sentry

Ahh, the monk seal. They’re seals. And they’re monks. Get it? Get it?

Yeah, anyway. These guys are more enthusiastic about their jobs than a dentist with glossaphilia. In case you don’t know what that means, what I’m saying is these guys really love fighting stuff. It’s their religion.

Trained in the deadly art of Caribbean Kung Fu, the monk seal sentry’s sacred duty is to protect the coast and hunting grounds from the impending invasion of their dread enemy, the Red Maníseros Land Crabs, masters of Juego de maní.

Be careful. You don’t want to get involved in that impossible conflict. ^[1]

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