Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions

This article contains unmarked spoilers for Book 6.

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MY NEW SPONSOR IS NAMED LONG HAUL BIOLOGICAL WASTE MANAGEMENT SOLUTIONS, AND I JUST CAN’T WITH THAT. I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO APPEAR GRATEFUL, BUT THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. CARL, ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW COMMERCIALS FOR GARBAGE TRUCKS ON MY FEED? THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
-- Princess Donut (Book 6, Chapter 29)[1]

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions is a DBA[2] and front company for the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network (OIPAN), an intergalactic NFC.

Description

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions is known in the galaxy as a Crest company that cleans up after the crawl ends. Their fleet includes several massive garbage freighters, including the Homecoming Queen.[3]

They sponsor Princess Donut on the Eighth Floor, shortly before all members of OIPAN disappear.[4][5]

Story

Book 6

Just before Carl and Donut descend to the Ninth Floor, Long Haul sends Donut a(n insanely expensive) Celestial Benefactor Box.[6] The Homecoming Queen is trapped in the quarantined solar system with 50,000 former crawlers aboard.[3]

Book 7

References

  1. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 6 (p. 289). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. ↑ "Doing Business As"
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Epilogue)
  4. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 29)
  5. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 49)
  6. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 72)