A Hellspawn Familiar is one of the best pet-class races available in the game. As they level up, they grow wings and physically grow to roughly the size of a dragon.[1]
Description
Hellspawn Familiars look like a “horse-sized, multi-breasted, pitch black goat monster that looked like it belonged on the cover of one of those 1980s heavy metal album covers” [1].They walk on four legs, but have huge wings. They also have six human-like breasts. [1] Their bodies are black with red glowing eyes. [1]
Hellspawn Familiars are brimming with fire and brimstone: their skin crackles like a campfire, they smell like fire, their eyes glow red, they burn with black phantom flames, and their fur is so black that it seems to absorb all light.[2][3] They emanate tremendous heat, and make a wet chittering sound.[3]
They begin sprouting wings before Level 30.[3]
- See Also: Bianca
AI Description
Somebody once said, “All Dogs Go to Heaven.” Whoever said that obviously never met Susan, the Pembroke Welsh Corgi gifted to future Queen Elizabeth II by her father upon her 18th birthday.
Susan was an unholy terror. The corgi was known as a vicious little psychopath. She attacked and bit numerous members of the royal court and visitors, including multiple police officers and even the royal clock winder, who was said to suffer nightmares after the incident.
What I’m getting at is that Susan was an asshole. I know, I know. It’s not PC to call pets—or toddlers, since we’re on the subject—assholes. But that doesn’t change the fact that these assholes exist. And if there is a hell, Susan the corgi is there. She’s there along with all the other dead asshole pets, including Brandon from Punky Brewster and Misty Malarky Ying Yang, Jimmy Carter’s Siamese cat.
A hellspawn familiar occurs when a regular, asshole pet is encased in a soul protection spell, yet dies anyway. The soul becomes hellbound and tainted and then shoved back into the resurrected body of the pet, rebirthing the creature. Its regular form is combined with that of a demon. It will physically grow upon each level-up, ceasing to increase in size only when it reaches level 50. It will grow wings. It will be angry and formidable. It will be scary as shit. It will also be one of the most powerful, most badass pets available within Dungeon Crawler World.[4]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 14)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 32)
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 6)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 6) (pp. 66-67). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.