Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle

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“How are you going to control him?” I asked. “There aren’t any reins.”

“Mongo and I have a psychic bond, Carl. You’ve never been a mother, so you wouldn’t understand.”

Mongo suddenly squealed and bucked, tossing Donut halfway across the room. ”[1]

Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle is an pet item that Donut receives in a Platinum Fan Box on the Fourth Floor.

AI Description

Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle. Adjusted to fit Cat species.

Magically affixes itself to the dreaded Mongoliensis, turning everyone’s favorite murder chicken into a mount. Riders in the saddle are afforded the following bonuses:

  • +15% to all offensive spell damage.
  • Anti-Piercing Resistance.
  • In addition, the saddle gives the following bonus to the attached Mongoliensis:
  • +20% Constitution.
  • +20% melee damage while saddle is occupied.

Appearance

The saddle is an obscenely garish blue and red tassel-covered saddle. There are no straps or reins on the saddle, just a seat and a pommel. [2] As soon as Donut hops onto the saddle, a translucent strap appears, wrapping around her waist and tying her to the saddle. [1]

Gallery

Story

Book 3

Donut receives the saddle in a Platinum Fan Box. Mongo initially freaks out when the saddle is attached. [2] She attempts to ride Mongo several times, getting thrown off the dinosaur several times. [1]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 10)
  2. 2.0 2.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 7)