Enchanted BigBoi Boxers

I opened the boss box.
Don’t say anything. Don’t say anything out loud.
I couldn’t help it. I looked up at the ceiling. “Really? Fucking really?”^[1]

The Enchanted BigBoi Boxers look like white boxers covered in little red hearts, and are a Dungeon item specifically designed for size-altering races, were-creatures, the BigBoi... and Carl.^[2]

AI Description

Have you ever read an Incredible Hulk comic and thought to yourself, everything rips off of his body except his pants? No way. Well, spoiler alert. You’re not wrong. Size-altering and were-creatures, such as the BigBoi are required to wear enchanted, self-sizing items lest they wish to turn the dungeon into a nudist colony when they transform. That means everything they wear requires an enchantment. Everything, including their naughty little undies.

• + 2 to Constitution
• Wearer may cast a level 15 Protective Shell Spell once every 30 hours.^[3]

Gallery

Official Art by Luciano Fleitas

Art by u/Meldinar, Reddit

Upgrade

Enchanted BigBoi Boxers.
This item has been Upgraded once.

All right, you already know the description of this item. Something something Incredible Hulk, blah, blah, blah. Now you want to know how this item has been upgraded. Right? So here are the original benefits of these naughty little undies:

• + 2 to Constitution
• Wearer may cast a level 15 Protective Shell once every 30 hours.

That’s some good shit right there. But we can do better than that. Here’s a few additional benefits.

• + 5 to Dexterity
• + 5 to Intelligence
• + 3 more (for a total of + 5) to Constitution
• + The Freeballing Benefit^[4]

Story

Book 1

Carl received the Enchanted BigBoi Boxers in a Bronze Boss Box after defeating the Krakaren Clone (Second Floor) on the Second Floor. When he puts these on, his unenchanted, scorched boxers fall apart in his hands.^[2]

Book 2

On the Third Floor, Carl gets a Scroll of Upgrade from his Platinum Quest Box for the Show Must Go On Quest. ^[5]

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