Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle

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With your new jacket and bandana and tattoos, you look like someone whose picture gets put on the news because he did something involving indecent exposure and a Wal-Mart. -- Donut (Book 4, Chapter 32)

The Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle is a sleeveless jacket that can be modified with Upgrade Patches.[1] It does not protect against the cold.[2]

AI Description

Enchanted Anarchist’s Battle Rattle.

This sleeveless jacket in its current form only offers meager protections compared to some other items of this caliber. However, its ability to host as many upgrade patches as you can fit makes this one of the best, most upgradeable protection items in the game.

The plain, unadorned version of this jacket imbues the following effects:

  • +1 to all base stats.
  • This base stat upgrade increases by +1 for every compatible patch that is added to this jacket.
    • If an eligible Back Patch is added, this benefit is doubled.
  • Access to the Desperado Club (already obtained)
  • Access to the Naughty Boys Employment Agency (already obtained)
  • +50% range and accuracy for all thrown explosives.[3]

Appearance

A sleeveless black jacket made of thick canvas, the Anarchist's Battle Rattle glows with a subtle purplish light. The jacket does not appear to be damaged by flesh injuries.[4]

Story

Book 4

Carl receives the Battle Rattle, a small unenchanted sewing kit containing white and red thread, and the Earth Upgrade Patch in a Platinum Spicy Box on the Fifth Floor as a reward for the Soft Vore Achievement.[1]

Patches

Spoiler Alert: the following table includes all known patches through all released books.

Battle Rattle Patches
Size Patch Description Stats Location
Small Earth Upgrade Patch '+1 all base stats
+5% Strength
Immunity from cloud-based attacks 		Cover of Book 7 shows on right shoulder.
Small Skyfowl Upgrade Patch '+1 all base stats
+5% Dexterity
+5% damage from all ranged projectiles 		Cover of Book 7 shows on left shoulder. [5]
Medium Bomb Upgrade Patch '+1 all base stats
+11% Constitution
+6% damage to all explosives
+2 Dangerous Explosives Handling
+15% discount from traveling Spider Reaper Minion merchants 		Bottom left of the jacket's front, right along the hemline [5]
Medium Midnight Epicure Upgrade Patch '+1 all base stats
Protection against Vampirism
Protection against Lycanthropy
+25% magical damage against sapient undead 		Cover of Book 7 shows on left side just above hem line next Spider Reaper Minion Patch[6]
Small Peace Upgrade Patch '+1 all base stats
Neutral mobs are less likely to fall into agro
+10% Dexterity
+10% skill in bongo playing 		Bottom of the jacket next to the Bomb Upgrade Patch [7]
Full Back Scavenger's Daughter Upgrade Patch '+2 all base stats
+25 Dexterity
+25 Strength
You will receive a notification every time a deity enters the area
The Climb benefit
The Soul Reaper benefit
The Mysterious Bone Key benefit 		Full Back [7]
Medium Book Burner Patch '+1 all base stats
+15% Intelligence
The Book Burner benefit 		Cover of Book 7 shows located just under right breast pocket.
Small Reaper Spider Minion Patch '+1 all base stats
Access to the Midnight Market
Notification if any traveling merchants are nearby
+5% Dexterity 		Cover of Book 7 shows on left side just above hem line next to the buttons.

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 28)
  2. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 30)
  3. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 4 (pp. 432-433). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  4. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 6)
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 36)
  6. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 44)
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 3)
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