“Cocker spaniels deserve to have their corpses desecrated.”[1]
Danger Dingoes are a canine mob on the Second Floor.
AI Description
The AI approximated a terrible Australian accent.
Danger Dingo. Level 5.
These aren’t the cute, cuddly, baby-eating puppies from the land down under. No, mate. The Danger Dingo features a stronger body, sharper teeth, and a penchant for black metal bands such as Dimmu Borgir and Satyricon. Where there are dingoes, their Kobold riders and slave masters usually aren’t far behind.[2]
Description
Danger Dingoes are roughly the size of mastiffs (which typically stand 2' 6"+ tall and weigh 120-230 lbs[3]), with absurdly long and sharp fangs that make them look "almost prehistoric." The fur on their faces looks like heavy metal corpse paint.[4]
When killed, they drop "Poor Dingo Pelts" and/or a few gold coins.[4]
Gallery
Story
Book 1
Carl and Donut fight a group of these on the Second Floor. Some of them have Kobold's riding on their back. [4]
While on Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem, Donut retorts to Maggie My:
Maggie growled. “I am going to find you, and I am going to watch you die. You and the fucking cat.”
...
“Don’t bring me into this,” Donut said, raising a paw in defense. “I’m not the one who went all danger dingo on my own kid.” [5]
References
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 30) (p. 252). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 30) (pp. 251-252). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
- ↑ Mastiffs. PetMD.com.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 30)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 43)