Cannonball! Achievement

This article contains unmarked spoilers for Book 4.

System Message. Posting Book 8 spoilers will result in "acceleration" per our rules.

The Cannonball! Achievement would presumably be awarded to any crawler who survives falling from a great height. It probably contains some interesting information that Carl will never have a chance to read.

AI Description

New Achievement! Cannonball!

You fell from a great height, and you survived! You know who else fell from a...? You know what, never mind. Fuck you.

Reward: You received a Silver Skydiver's Box! Not that you deserve it you little punk.[1]

Story

Book 4

Carl received this on the Fifth Floor after jumping from the Vahana and taking the Dolores Doesn't Splat Potion to survive the fall. Unfortunately for Carl, the System AI is experiencing "blue balls" and preparing an "acceleration action" that ultimately leads to the You're the Reason Why Daddy Drinks! Achievement.[2]

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 13) (p.188). Kindle Edition.
  2. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 13)