Bitch, What? Spell

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Bitch, What? Spell is a spell granted to Donut by the Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden.

AI Description

Type: Berserking Spell + partial invulnerability.

Target: Self only

Cost: Item based.

Duration: twenty seconds.

Cooldown: Once every 30 hours.

Effect: You ever seen an angry, on-fire weasel tossed into a room full of chickens?

You catch on fire. You are invulnerable to blunt damage. Then you get really angry and kill every goddamn thing in the room. This is a berserking spell. Don’t cast this inside of a Denny’s. Or anywhere near people you like. ^[1]

Story

Book 6

Donut receives a legendary Beguiler's Box for having charmed Ferdinand during the Butcher's Masquerade on the Sixth Floor.^[1]

When she opens that box at the beginning of the Eighth Floor she receives the Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden. Among many other benefits, the nipple ring enables the wearer to cast the spell Bitch, What? once a day.^[1]

In warning Carl of the berserking effects associated with this spell, Mordecai notes that the Rage Elemental they'd encountered on the Second Floor is perpetually under this berserking effect and that usually they're not called "Rage Elementals" but rather "Fire Berserkers".^[1]

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