Bad Llama

Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?
-- Princess Donut (Book 1, Chapter 16)

Carl encounters low level, lava-spitting, meth-dealing bad llamas on the first floor.[3]

AI Description

Bad Llama. Level 3.

It’s a llama, but it’s bad. If he were human, he’d be covered in prison tattoos and would be hanging out in front of the Circle K hitting on 14-year-old girls. They might be willing to sell you something if you have good stuff to trade.

You won’t want to get hit by their spit.[4]

Description

With giant yellow buckteeth and tan fur, Bad Llamas are approximately the size of a horse.[3] According to the Denver Zoo, regular llamas are characterized by a small head, a split upper lip, large ears, and short tails.[1]

A pouch in their throats allows them to spit red, baseball-sized gobs of scorching lava-spit from their mouths. It glows red when they prepare to spit; if the pouch is ruptured during this stage, it will burn the llama's throat and kill it. The lava spit smells of sulfur and cools from crimson to red.[3][2]

Beginning on the third floor, Bad Llamas may be worshippers of Grull.[2]

Gallery

Dropped Loot

On the first floor, bad llamas may drop:

  • Poor Llama skin
  • Uncooked Llama steaks X 2
  • Baggie of trailer park-grade meth X 2[3]

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Denver Zoo. Llamas. Retrieved from: https://denverzoo.org/animals/llama/
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (chapter 25).
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (chapter 8).
  4. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (pp. 72-73; chapter 8). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  5. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 8)