Superior Fire Demon

These bitches are three pugs short of a grumble.[1] Superior Fire Demons are notorious for their power, instability, and ability to wreak havoc.[2]

AI Description

Oh boy. Let me tell you about Superior fire demons. These bitches are crazy. Worse than the minor demons. I know, I know. That sounds chauvinistic and rude. You can’t get away with saying shit like that anymore. Here’s the thing. These bitches are godsdamned crazy. Full stop. You look that shit up in Wikipedia, and it’ll be the first line. It’ll say, “These bitches are three pugs short of a grumble.” It’s not an opinion, but an absolute fact.

We have a whole matriarchal hierarchy of demons who exist and fight and vie for control on the fifteenth level, all trying to catch the eye of one of the four brothers, and these Superior Demon nutjobs are always causing the most chaos, which is saying a lot.

You got the lesser demons, who are generally normal, though I wouldn’t break up with one over text or call her fat or anything like that. Then you got the more powerful minor demons. Those bitches are something else, but they’re nothing compared to Superior fire demons. These ladies are so batshit, the demon lords and queens require all of them to be “chaperoned” by hellspawn familiars everywhere they go, whose job it is to protect them from each other and themselves. It’s Sheol’s version of a Xanax.[3]

References

  1. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 2) (p. 35). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 2)
  3. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 2) (pp. 34-35). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.