Squonk

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Squonk are a mob on the Eighth Floor.

AI Description

Squonk – Level 35.

Eastern United States Region Legendary Creature.

The Squonk. The poor, pitiful Squonk.

This damn thing is so ugly, so miserable that it is in a constant state of depression. It can’t stop crying. It doesn’t fight. It has no attacks. It smells and looks like the distended testicle of an Olympic weightlifter with an untreated hernia. Do everyone a favor and get it out of here. [1]

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 9)