Scroll of Upgrade

I looked up at the ceiling. “You motherfucker,” I said. “Well played, asshole.” Carl^[1]

Scroll of Upgrade is a scroll that upgrades a currently equipped item. It is a limited time item so crawlers can't bring it to lower floors and upgrade later. While a crawler can take every item off except for one, Mordecai mentions that the upgrade isn't as good. ^[1]

AI Description

Scroll of Upgrade!
Warning: This item has a short shelf life.
Maybe it’s not as good as getting something new, but sometimes it’s better to just take something you’re already comfortable with and improve upon it. Kind of like buying your girl new tits.
Once you read this scroll, one, random, currently-equipped item will receive an upgrade. That upgrade could be small. It could be huge. But since this item has a short shelf life, you gotta do it now or forever hold your peace. ^[1]

Description

Story

Book 2

Carl receives a Scroll of Upgrade in the Platinum Quest Box from the Show Must Go On Quest. The scroll applies an upgrade to his Enchanted BigBoi Boxers. ^[1]

Book 3

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

Carl wins a Scroll of Upgrade from the Casino in the Desperado Club. The upgrade applies to his Enchanted Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk. ^[2]

Carl receives a Scroll of Upgrade from a Bronze Boss Box for killing Nieghborhood bosses on the Nightmare Express. The upgrade increases the Dexterity stats of his Enchanted Trollskin Shirt of Pummeling. ^[3]