Scroll of Meat Hooks

Scrolls of Meat Hooks are scrolls that attract all carnivorous pet-class mobs within range toward the caster. Once cast, rancid-smelling black smoke trails from the caster's hand.[1]

AI Description

Scroll of Meat Hooks.

Let’s be real. Every pet owner already has this spell, at least when it comes to their own pets. Sometimes it’s the sound of a can opener. Or a command, such as “chow time, Fido!” Sometimes it’s the wisp of a jar of peanut butter being cracked open. No matter what the trigger is, the effect is the same. You do something, and your pets come running.

Meat Hooks works on the same principle. You cast, and pets come to you. Except in this case, the resulting stench of black smoke that emanates from your hand smells like the rancid remains of the bloated corpse of a leprotic muskox after it was repeatedly violated by a randy hyena. In other words, it stinks.

But pets love it. They love it so much, they just come barreling in.

This spell attracts all carnivorous pet-class mobs, whether they are bonded or not, to the source of the stench for a duration of 30 seconds plus ten seconds per point of intelligence of the caster. This spell has a range of 100 meters plus 20 meters per point of Charisma.[2]

Story

Carl and Donut receive this scroll on the Third Floor from the 201st Security Group Militia, and use it on the Fifth Floor to complete the Where the Red God Glows Quest.

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 30)
  2. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 30) (pp. 467-468). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.