Party Planner Vehicle

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Party Planner is an airship that Louis receives in a Celestial box for surviving being marked for death by Ysalte on the Eighth Floor.

AI Description

Casket in the Sky. Party Planner. Tilt Rotor Stealth Light Bomber. Vehicle. This vehicle is classed as tier three Armor for the purposes of Faction Wars and counts against your limit. This vehicle is assigned to The Princess Posse. This aircraft is owned by crawler Army Air General Louis Santiago 2. You may only use this vehicle if you hold the controller.
If one studies the history of all the societies who managed to wipe themselves out before they reached the ability to flee into the stars, there are a few remarkable similarities in all of them. There’s a roadmap that contains multiple waypoints along the way, from certain types of religions to the mass production of projectile firearms and usually culminating in either nuclear winter or uncontrolled biological warfare. It’s almost always the same. Sad, really. Anyway, one of the final waypoints on the this-is-how-they-killed-themselves list is almost always the thing you’re looking at right now.
A lighter-than-air, long-range death delivery system.
This usually evolves into something unmanned before the fun really starts, but in the meantime, we have this thing. This is a light bomber that’s designed for fast in-and-out surgical raids against enemy forward positions. It flies fast and low and relies on speed and its multiple stealth options to keep it safe. The base model includes some forward and aft anti-air guns, but that’s pretty much it. That plus some rudimentary shields.
Seriously. It would take a pilot with gonads the size of bowling balls to fly this thing into a heavily fortified area. But what this flying one-way-ticket lacks in self-defense, it makes up for in pure, passionate, offensive skill. The multi-use bomb bay can be modified to hold all manner of armament, and all bombs dropped from the main model are given a 50% increase in yield. This could be enhanced even further if you happen to know anybody who can build you even better, custom-made bombs.
Warning: Different dungeon floors have different rulesets regarding the use of airships. It is possible airships will not be allowed at all during future floors. So use it while you got it. ^[1]