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Level 225 Minor Feral Demon. Younger sister of Slit. Pulled out of The Nothing into the Desperado Club during Eighth Floor after Samantha visited the casino there.
Appearance
Her sore covered body is blob shaped like an eldritch snowman, covered in dozens of long, twig thin multi jointed arms that end in claws. She wears thick makeup and lipstick, and there are a smattering of black hairs as thick as Carl's thumb on the very top of her mass. She also stinks of diseased skin, which reminds Carl of someone who got gangrene in the Coast Guard. In short, she's repulsive.
Notable Samantha Quotes about Minge
"You stink like a marsh hog with an uncontrollable yeast infection!"[1] "You smell worse than your maggot-infested, semen-stained corpse of your sister!"[1]
Events & Aftermath
Due to Minge's sudden appearance, Astrid is forced to summon all club guards - cretins, crocodilians, and sai - to try and contain her. Astrid also unleashed the vorpals. During the confusion of the fight, Carl and Katia are able to successfully assassinate Astrid in the kitchen to complete the third task needed to open the Engaged Lock Box of the Night Wyrm, which gives Katia the Orchid of Eileithyia's Grace. While she is dying, Astrid reveals that the Night Wyrm is actually her husband, Hamed.[2] It also turns out that Anaconda and Damascus Steel are their children.[3]
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- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 33)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 32)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 34)