Lorelai

“Sure, but you look me up later, okay?” the goblin said. She reached up and booped me on the nose. “It’d be nice to fuck someone and not have to eat them afterward.”[1]

Lorelai is a Level 7 Goblin Shamanka NPC who appears on the First Floor. Her name was assigned by Donut.

Description

As a Shamanka, Lorelai specializes in Anguish Magic, which focuses and enhances attack damage. She and Rory are second only to the Goblin Chieftan, and are keenly aware that they are mobs inside a construct. When the floor collapses, they "go to sleep until the next Dungeon opens." They believe that if they kill enough crawlers, they will be moved to a lower level. Their goal is to descend far enough to "have peace and a place to live and breed and have our little ones run free and not worry about killing for survival."[2]

In the meantime, Lorelai enjoys meth and eating people after sex.[3][4]

Appearance

Lorelai has a few facial piercings and an "unfortunate necklace made of bones." She most likely wears a jet-black robe and carries a wooden staff with a pineapple carved into the top.[3] Her breath smells like rotten fish.[4]

Story

With three days remaining until level collapse and no stairwells in sight, Carl and Donut take advantage of Carl's new Goblin Pass Tattoo to ask the Goblins for a vehicles. Rory is initially hostile to Carl, but Donut quickly charms the shamanka; soon, both Rory and Lorelai are sobbing about the things they did to their parents.[3]

Lorelai agrees to manufacture a human-sized Goblin Copper Chopper and sidecar in exchange for two baggies of meth (which she immediately identifies as Dungeon-made) and instructions on where to find more. When the engineers don't immediately start working, she shoots a blue bolt at them.[3]

After the Chopper is complete, she dances seductively toward Carl and asks if he would like to have a little fun. Donut shuts her down by saying, “As amusing as I would find it to watch Carl here disappoint yet another woman, we’re on a schedule. Banging monster girls is not the narrative we’re going for with this story. Maybe next time.”[1] Lorelai shrugs it off and promptly rides out to start a meth war against the Bad Llamas.[4]

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 16) (p. 133). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 15) (p. 130). Kindle Edition.
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 15)
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 16)