Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions

This article contains unmarked spoilers for Book 6.

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MY NEW SPONSOR IS NAMED LONG HAUL BIOLOGICAL WASTE MANAGEMENT SOLUTIONS, AND I JUST CAN’T WITH THAT. I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO APPEAR GRATEFUL, BUT THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. CARL, ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW COMMERCIALS FOR GARBAGE TRUCKS ON MY FEED? THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
-- Princess Donut (Book 6, Chapter 29)[1]

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions is a DBA[2] and front company for the Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network (OIPAN), an intergalactic NFC.

Description

Long Haul Biological Waste Management Solutions is known in the galaxy as a Crest company that cleans up after the crawl ends. Their fleet includes several massive garbage freighters, including the Homecoming Queen.[3]

They sponsor Princess Donut on the Eighth Floor, shortly before all members of OIPAN disappear.[4][5]

Story

Book 6

Just before Carl and Donut descend to the Ninth Floor, Long Haul sends Donut a(n insanely expensive) Celestial Benefactor Box.[6] The Homecoming Queen is trapped in the quarantined solar system with 50,000 former crawlers aboard.[3]

Book 7

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 6 (p. 289). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. "Doing Business As"
  3. 3.0 3.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Epilogue)
  4. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 29)
  5. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 49)
  6. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 72)