Limp Richard

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“If I learned anything from my time in the coast guard, it’s the value of entertainment to a bored man who has run out of books to read.” Carl [1]

Limp Richard is a Mole Man NPC who operates a general store "Limp Richard's Sundries" at station 83 in the Iron Tangle.

AI Description

Limp Richard – Mole Man. Level 36.

This is a Non-Combatant NPC.

Mole men and mole women actually just call themselves “Men” and “Women,” and quite frankly, it’s exhausting.

These losers spend most of their days and nights reading. What a bunch of nerds.[2]

Appearance

Described as a short, squat anthropomorphized mole, complete with reading glasses. He sits in the doorway to his shop reading a book. [2] He runs a general store, but most of the products are not very noteworthy. [1]

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Story

Book 3

  • Carl and Donut met Limp Richard at station #83 soon after arriving on the fourth floor.[2] Before they set out onto the tracks for the first time to explore, they stop by his general store. With no access to entertainment he was very happy to trade Carl for his Louis L'Amour books.[1]
  • Later, Carl returns to the store and trades his remaining books, and a jug of Moonshine, for Richard's Dwarven Battery Fabricator.[3]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 4)
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 2)
  3. Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 26)
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