Freeballing Benefit

I looked up at the ceiling. “You motherfucker,” I said. “Well played, asshole.” Carl[1]

The Freeballing Benefit deals 100% additional bonus damage and 20% additional experience for all attacks that originate below the waist; however, the Crawler can only wear one layer of clothing over their crotch.

AI Description

And I’m freeeeee! Freeee Ballling!

Usually reserved for monk classes and those too soused to reliably dress themselves, recipients of this benefit receive an additional 100% damage bonus to all attacks that originate below the waist. In addition, all skills that originate from below the waist train 20% faster. But as the name implies, this benefit allows only a single layer of armor or clothing to cover your crotch area. And since you’re already wearing these, it looks like you won’t be getting trousers anytime soon.[2]

Story

Book 2

Carl receives this benefit after he upgrades the Enchanted BigBoi Boxers for the first time on the Third Floor.[3]

References

  1. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 13)
  2. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2 (p. 160). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  3. ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 13)