Enchanted Spiked Knee Pads of the Munificent Goddess Kina

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The Enchanted Spiked Knee Pads of the Munificent Goddess Kina are a celestial-tier item that grant the user multiple water-based benefits, as well as the ability to gain intelligence by consuming magical items or constitution, strength, or dexterity by consuming corpses. As a divine item, the Knee Pads will grant buffs in the presence of Kina and debuffs in the presence of Kina's enemies.^[1]

AI Description

The Enchanted Spiked Knee pads of the Munificent Goddess Kina.
This is a Unique item.
This is a Divine Item.

These are knee pads. They are literally made of the eyelashes of the sea goddess Kina, who is really just a weird, horny—and when I say horny, I am using both versions of that term—sea-urchin-like, bottom feeder of a goddess who is into some really weird stuff that makes even me blush.

This item imbues the following effects:
Plus 25% Damage Reflect for melee attacks.
The Breathe Underwater Benefit.
Level 15 Swim skill.
Level 10 Iron Stomach Skill.
Level 10 Eater of the Dead Skill.

As a divine item, These [sic] knee pads will imbue additional, varying benefits when they are in the presence of divine entities.^[2]

Story

Katia Grim receives the Enchanted Spiked Knee Pads of the Munificent Goddess Kina in a Celestial Who Let the Gods Out This Time Box awarded for the Celestial Orgy of Chaos Achievement on the Ninth Floor. She uses the Iron Stomach Skill to raise her intelligence by 20 points by eating random, throwaway magic items before unequipping the knee pads and giving them to Donut.^[1][3]

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