Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden

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Donut got the Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden from a legendry beguilers box that she received for charming Ferdinand.^[1]

Appearance

A glowing red nipple ring.^[1]

AI Description

Enchanted Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon’s Hand Maiden.
This may only be equipped on a quadruped.
This may only be equipped on a female.
All nipple rings must be manually affixed the first time they are equipped.
Oh boy. Let me tell you about Superior fire demons. These bitches are crazy. Worse than the minor demons. I know, I know. That sounds chauvinistic and rude. You can’t get away with saying shit like that anymore. Here’s the thing. These bitches are godsdamned crazy. Full stop. You look that shit up in Wikipedia, and it’ll be the first line. It’ll say “These bitches are three pugs short of a grumble.” It’s not an opinion, but an absolute fact.
We have a whole matriarchal hierarchy of demons who exist and fight and vie for control of the fifteenth level, and these Superior Demon nutjobs are always causing the most chaos, which is saying a lot.
You got the lesser demons, who are generally normal, though I wouldn’t break up with one over text or call her fat or anything like that. Then you got the more powerful minor demons. Those bitches are something else, but they’re nothing compared to Superior fire demons. These ladies are so batshit, the demon lords and queens require all of them to be “chaperoned” by hellspawn familiars everywhere they go, whose job it is to protect them from each other and themselves. It’s Sheol’s version of a Xanax. Or maybe a restraining order.
These familiars need to be protected from the superior demons. This nipple ring is one of the items they utilize.
Wearing this nipple ring offers the following benefits:

Allows the removal of cursed items.

User is impervious to natural fire.

User is impervious to lava attacks.

User is resistant to fire-based spells.

User will not lose health while inside Sheol.

All spells with a fire attack now deal (Intelligence)% more damage.

All demon worshippers are visible and marked on your map.

User may cast Bitch, What? Once a day. ^[1]