Dungeon Crawler World: Earth

• Recap of Dungeon Crawler World: Aryle. Ends with the victor sobbing.
• 15 seconds of a silent, round metal tube (this is a commercial).
• A view of Earth, with three lines of text across the bottom of the screen in different languages, one line of text going up, and one line of text scrolling down the right side. In the background, mariachi music with an EDM beat swells.
• 10 minute discussion of human anatomy, with extra focus on testicles and ovaries.
• Long shots of urban filth, shanty towns, garbage dumps, and abandoned buildings spliced with scenes from disaster movies. Images of people on drugs and hurting each other, plus scenes from serial killer and horror movies.
• Sky-view of the Transformation in a dense city.
• A CGI model of the Dungeon's first three floors, which look like an upside down tiered pyramid beneath the Earth's crust.
• 40 minutes of crawlers entering the Dungeon (mostly in India, Africa, and South America, some in massive groups) and dying to mobs, including: spine-covered wolves, shapeless fire blobs, and floating stingrays that shoot Magic Missiles from their eye stalks.
• A man with a broadsword cutting through a group of floating eyeballs.
• 10 people armed with shotguns and bows defeat the first Borough Boss of the Dungeon, "a nightmare pile of mouths and eyeballs and flesh." They received magic tomes and enchanted ranged weapons in their Silver Boss Boxes and Platinum Weapon Boxes.
• Lucia Mar, Gustavo 3, and Cici.
• Rundown of several mobs including Goblins, Scatterers, and Rat-kin.
• Stay tuned for a rundown of the season's rules and surprises!^[1]

• A six-legged, tentacled rhinoceros Borough Boss wiping out a team of 40 men - and turning half of them into stone - before dying of its injuries, ending the battle in a "Match Draw."
• Hekla, sporting her Valkyrie helmet and crossbow, fighting gnolls.
• Lucia Mar swinging her mace at red monsters, aided by her two rottweilers.^[2]

• Lucia Mar and her rottweilers.
• Hekla.
• Le Mouvement, 150 African soldiers armed with AK-47s.
• Two other unnamed large groups that appear to be performing extremely well.^[3]

• New First Floor mobs, including a three-headed baboon and an eggplant with teeth.
• Le Mouvement's party has shrunk from 150 to 80 due to internal conflict; they have 500 rounds of ammo remaining.
• Lucia Mar and her dogs destroying shaggy brown monsters.
• Hekla and her new team of three more women fighting a yeti-themed Borough Boss.
• A 15 second clip of the Royal Court and Meadow Lark versus Ball of Swine, ending with Imani dropping the strap-on dildo.
• Quick clips of various crawler groups fighting monsters or racing for the stairs.^[4]

• Opens with a close-up of Jack's genitalia and a headline exclaiming, "Trapped! Meadow Lark and the Royal Court of Princess Donut in Peril!" Followed by a slow-motion shot of Jack taking it out, then Yolanda's face, Donut jumping for him, and finally the arrow piercing his skull and the player killer skull appearing above Yolanda's head as he falls from the platform.
• A montage of crawlers surprised when bosses exit the Boss Chambers.
• At least two separate Krakaren Clone (Second Floor) bosses.
• Le Mouvement has run out of ammo; some use their AK-47s as blunt weapons, while others wield bows or swords.
• Lucia Mar has four player killer skulls now.
• Hekla now boasts a glittering breastplate, and Brynhild's Daughters is growing. The announcer gives a short history of Iceland.
• Ends with a summary of the bathroom issues and reason for introducing Rage Elementals, followed by Yolanda's death, Carl carrying Elle McGibbons into a safe room, and the recipe for Carl's Jug O'Boom.^[5]

• Le Mouvement is wiped out by a City Boss. Ifechi is shown crying outside the boss room.
• Lucia Mar smashing Brindled Vespas.
• Ten minutes of Carl and Donut escaping the Rage Elemental.
• Ends with Imani flipping off the camera before descending to the Third Floor.^[6]

This episode is not included in the book.

This episode is not included in the book.

• At the time of the episode, a few groups are still making selections but ~ 80% of crawlers have opted to remain Human.
• Recap of the end of the Second Floor: a demon-like City Boss with crab pincers ripped through forty crawlers.
• Hekla is the first character shown getting upgraded. She enters her Tutorial Guild Hall alone; when she comes out, viewers see a spinning 3D model of her new character. Her stats are not displayed, but a scrolling paragraph of text explains her new class (too quickly for crawlers to read).
• A few crawlers Carl doesn't recognize but who chose odd races or classes, including:
  • A man who transformed into a slug.
  • A woman who looks like a four-armed, blue-skinned replica of Hindu goddess Kali, and chose the Kabaddi Raider class.
• A brief history of Primals, and a shot of a human crawler who had chosen the race many seasons ago (before Mordecai's time). He flies through the air on white angel wings, wielding a massive lightning sword, toward a Divine Guardian standing knee-deep in a lake of fire. Mordecai explains that this took place on the Twelfth Floor and the crawler died a minute later; he tells Carl to ask Odette about him. No such explanation is given for viewers.
• Carl is now a Primal and Compensated Anarchist Class.
• Donut is a Cat and a Former Child Actor Class.
• Closes with Lucia Mar's transformation into a Lajabless race with the Black Inquisitor General Class. The spinning 3D model shows her transformation.^[7]

• Carl and Donut both feature on the episode, but are too busy with Tsarina Signet to watch it.^[8]
• Miriam Dom uses three Enhanced Pet Biscuits. Prepotente and Bianca transform, but the "third biscuit didn't go so well for her. Or several of her goats." ^[9]

• Florin appears for the first time.
• Miriam Dom is shown with Bianca, now a horse-sized Hellspawn Familiar, and Prepotente, who now walks on two legs, wears a set of armor, wields a double-headed axe, and "occasionally screamed for no reason." Bianca tramples a group of hyena-faced creatures to death.
• 15 second montage of Mongo killing dozens of Street Urchins to defend a magically unconscious Donut.^[9]