Dolores Doesn't Splat Potion

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I could have gone my entire life without knowing that random fact. Unfortunately for me, Katia, and Donut, this little quirk of rock monster husbandry was now something I would never, ever forget.

Dolores Doesn't Splat is a potion that can be used to add extra power to an Earthquake Skill or to survive falling a long distance. The potion only works if consumed while falling at a speed of 124.27mph (200km) or more.^[1]

Description

In a very early season of Dungeon Crawler World, a crocodilian alchemist crawler created the "Dolores Doesn't Splat" potion while falling for ten minutes down a deep pit. Dolores combined two potions: one that imitates Katia Grim's Crowd Blast Skill, and one that involved breeding of Rock Buffalo. To impregnate an in-heat rock buffalo, the male must penetrate her five times in rapid succession.

The potion has the following effects:

Increased acceleration.
Your body becomes invulnerable for a fraction of a moment, but you still feel pain.
Your body temporarily softens the surface of impact, so you "penetrate deeper than normal."
You slam into the ground, rise 15 ft (4.57m) into the air, and slam into the ground again. Five times.^[1]