Alpha Male Carl

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“You don’t need to hurt yourself to feel loved. Despite all of your failings...” Alpha Carl paused, looking over my shoulder. “All right. You’re gonna have to explain what that crab is doing.” [1]

Alpha Male Carl is a T'Ghee totem belonging to the Reminiscence Hydra of Malicious Compliance.[2]

AI Description

Alpha Male Carl. Level 69.
Nice.[2]

Description

Alpha Male Carl is a masculine caricature of Carl. He has gelled-back hair that Donut says is better than Carl's, and a prominent bulge in his star-patterned boxers. His War Gauntlet is bone-white rather than black. His patch jacket has two buttons: "#1 Son" and "Brother of the Century." He speaks in Carl's Father's voice.[2]

When summoned by the Hydra, he tosses hob-lobbers and follows up the explosions by dancing backward, pumping finger guns, and exclaiming, "Dance, baby!" King Croissant rides on his shoulder.

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References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 6 (p. 638). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Chapter 46)
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